Distraction Assassins

Based on the latest criticism of Romney of his behavior during his high school years let’s just hope Monte and I never run for office.

admin — Fri, 18 May 2012 01:44:07 +0000

Look .I'm not saying this image is of us in a brawl in high school but it could be. I plead the fifth Senator.

We discuss where America stands on gay marriage and the recent controversy of Mitt Romney’s high school behavior. Monte talks a little NBA playoffs and Rob has some Geek News and another edition of Best of the Internets.

When the words “Program quit unexpectedly” just don’t express your anger……

admin — Sun, 13 May 2012 15:15:00 +0000

Believe it or not this method DOES NOT help your laptop retrieve over 30 minutes of deleted show.

Welcome to our 2nd no headlines episode thanks to our recording equipment deleting over a half hour of great stuff. Crap. But you can enjoy Monte talking about baseball and the NFL and Rob talking a little Geek News giving out a Celebrity High Five and introducing another Best of the Internets.

Jogging to a better you or maybe jogging to a deader you according to a new study.

admin — Wed, 09 May 2012 01:29:06 +0000

the DEA: a new season, a new city, a new lawsuit. They need to raise money somehow.

We welcome back our perennial favorite guest: Our black friend Frank! We discuss the right amount of time to jog and why not to get busted by the DEA. Monte talks some NFL, mainly the untimely death of Junior Seau and the punishment of the New Orleans Saints. Finally Rob discusses the box office behemoth that is the Avengers and gives another edition of Best of the Internets.

Ever wonder why you suffer from brain farts? Hint: It’s probably not the bottle of wine you consumed last night.

admin — Sat, 05 May 2012 17:51:32 +0000

If you look closely you will find the highly controversial Dumbass section of the brain where from where it is thought brain farts originate.

We discuss the cause of the “brain fart” and a museum devoted to racism. Monte recaps the NFL draft and airs a beef against fans who follow a player and not a team. Finally Rob tells you what’s cooking at the Box Office and gives some highlights of the White House Correspondence Dinner hosted by Jimmy Kimmel.

Wearing black doesn’t mean you are evil, does it? A new study shows that referees may disagree.

admin — Wed, 02 May 2012 03:21:49 +0000

This is a reenactment of us getting pulled over outside of the casino last weekend. "Run for the stronghold Monte"

We welcome our black friend Frank as we discuss our subconscious view of the color black and the Supreme Court’s recent hearing of a state’s rights case. Monte talks about the NFL draft and recent changes to the BCS system and Rob gives some Geek News and gives the latest Best of the Internets.

One small step for robots, one giant leap for Skynet….

admin — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 15:22:29 +0000

This is not the robot that will be delivering supplies to the International Space Station on April 30th but it sure looks like an astronaut.

We discuss further developments in the Treyvon Martin case and the launch of the first robotic space ship. Monte talks a little NFL and some baseball controversy with the Boston Red Sox. Finally on Rob’s Couch Rob he gives some next gen video game console news and Monte decides to go on an Apple product rant.

California’s supreme court rules that companies are not required to make their employees go on break. Retail workers everywhere start thinking of lawyers they know.

admin — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 16:04:56 +0000

Sure they look happy now but just wait until a rush and they realize they missed lunch.

We discuss a recent California ruling as well as a recent overturning of a 60 year ban of political ads on public broadcasting. Monte talks a little baseball, New Orleans Saints and other leisure and Rob tells you what to watch this weekend, gives some Geek News and reports on some new Xbox Live games.

I’m pretty sure that Oregon’s Death with Dignity law doesn’t apply to sea lions but salmon lovers in Oregon may disagree.

admin — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 15:49:52 +0000

Thanks for building this dam humans! It makes catching salmon so much easier. Wait! What are you doing with that gun?

We discuss the recent euthanization of sea lions in Oregon’s Columbia River and the continuing saga of Florida’s Stand Your Ground cluster. Monte talks a little baseball Rob gives some Geek News and other crumbs from the couch.

In this corner coming in on a recumbent bike wearing a Blazers shirt and eating a Big Ass Sandwich….Portland! And in this corner riding a Segway, wearing square glasses and sipping a Starbucks vente latte….Seattle! Who will reign supreme in the battle of the NW cities?

admin — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 16:48:33 +0000

Now look...it's true that both Portland and Seattle have lots of trees and rain but while we are similar there are a LOT of differences. Is one clearly the better city? Tune in to find out.

We welcome our black friend Frank as we debate the question that looms large on many minds in the Pacific Northwest. Monte talks PGA golf and we discuss the continuing debacle that is the New Orleans Saints. Finally Rob tells you what to watch this weekend, gives a plethora of Geek News and gives a first impression of Kinect Star Wars.

Immigration rounds up almost 3,000 illegal immigrant felons for deportation. And by felon we’re not talking about the guy who mows your lawn.

admin — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 15:56:51 +0000

America's dirty little secret is that we couldn't operate in our current system without those illegal immigrants.

We discuss a recent operation by ICE to send illegal immigrant felons back to Mexican prisons. Monte discussed the end of the Insanity in March, ahem and a little baseball and Rob gives some Geek News and other stuff.